When the show started, Krystal thought a huge thunder clap happened outside and it was the beginning of the end. Turns out, it was some fucking sound effect thing happening in the club, to signify the show was set to begin. Then there was some sort of wailing/yelling/yodeling thing happening. Like a dude cumming too fast into a speakerphone, and a recording of that was being blasted through the speakers around the club. It was alarming, and immediately Krystal had to shit. But she was too afraid to, like, look around for where the bathrooms might be. The club was packed with bitches. Krystal could see a lot of white, meaty flesh. A lot of those elbows that look like sad sumo wrestlers trapped in somebody's arm. A lot of polyester floral shirts from Plus Size Barn.